Hence the "Lacey Duvalle" song.
I also have a horrible masturbation problem.
It keeps me from leaving the house.
Or being seen.
Here's the thing:
I actually catch feelings for the porn stars.
I use my SamplingSense to communicate with them.
And they react!
So special shouts to Dee Baker, Jada Fire, Havana Ginger and a few others.
Milian Blu takes my depression away.
I think she's doing it for me.
Like... she seems to get into it, knowing I'm watching.
Lacey does this thing where she just LOOKS at me.
Milian has a way of making love to her partner as if he's me.
This could all be in my head.
At the same time, so are all of you.
"Too bright for light, too fly for wings..."
-Charles Hamilton, "The Desired Answer"
Work with me, people.
I'm not used to being an Ancient Egyptian Dimepiece.
I'm just ........
Who am I?
~follow the buzzards~