I don't want to talk about Cardi B on my blog!
But she's Caribbean!
Trini, to be exact!
I wanna crawl under any dress she wears and complain about my problems to her lap.
Every woman just got that visual, so don't try to play me.
Then again, I'm back home.
I'm sure I can find a Cardi.
Or a Nicki.
But never a Diamond.
I'm blogging instead of masturbating.
I'll let you know how this goes for me.
I'll be around.
~shout it out~