The Nine Satanic Statements
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) September 22, 2023
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it…
Fear Satan.
He's gonna be at my birthday party. 36 laps around The Sun (as they say)! Gonna be interesting to hear his speech...
#comma
