ABDUCTION!!!

 EXCLUSIVE TO ENTER THE HAMILTON:


Charles Hamilton, man of many aka's, has been abducted by a flying saucer!!! You are reading this correctly: A flying saucer sent a beam down to where Charles was standing in South Central LA and... well, "Beam Me Up Scotty!".

Don't ask me who I am. In fact, take this...








#wheretofromhere, #MrHamilton?

FreshOffThePresses

The pathetic.

 I woke up this morning with the urge to CUSS MY MOTHER OUT. How could you leave me RIGHT BEFORE I take off?! How could you be persuaded to ...