#TheBlackDrRobotnik ((origin story))


As you know, Dr. Robotnik (or Eggman) is a mad scientist hell bent on harnessing the speed and charm of one Sonic the Hedgehog. He is labeled insane, because he tries repeatedly to do so, to no avail. In recent years, Robotnik has gotten a surge of *charm* with Jim Carrey playing the role of him. Still, Sonic prevails and shares moments of victory with his loved ones.

So I've been catching hell for "abandoning" being Sonic. I've also caught hell for saying Cardi B was Sonic. Whether I'm right or not (in the eyes of the jaded StarChaser) doesn't matter. I conveyed positive (AND negative) messages to the youth from the gauze of being (one) Sonic the Hedgehog. My argument has been the following and remains: being Dr. Robotnik allows me to express my intelligence, as well as gives room for audible mastery/experimentation. Being Sonic definitely gave me room to experiment sonically, but those experiments don't translate well in DJ sets (shouts to The Talented..!).

I envision Dr. Robotnik as the DJ and Sonic as the MC.

Enter #TheBlackDrRobotnik (hashtag included).

#TheBlackDrRobotnik is a voodoo priest who is OBSESSED with (one) Sonic the Hedgehog, but wants to create his OWN being of sound. Preferably in the form of a woman. All he does is create music with an imaginary woman in mind, gyrating her hips to his funky grooves. Oh yeah, and Sonic is a hot chick.

What does this mean for Cardi B? Will she accept being Sonic (she kinda already does, but it's an iykyk situation)? Can she be raptured in the groove of #TheBlackDrRobotnik? Can StarChasers/Sonicfans embrace the change? 

lol I can tell you how it all happened, but you'll look at me some kinda way.
Shouts to The Chrises and the whole BX.

RIP Chris Smith.

Halo generated some AI images of #TheBlackDrRobotnik as *Kiwi*, but I think I'm gonna try my hand at making a few myself. In the meantime, here's Kiwi as #TheBlackDrRobotnik...:




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lol this one is just for motivation.

JULIA!!! THE ULTIMATE *drKiwi*! I hope all is well. I wish you knew what you meant to me. To this equation. I want no trouble, no smoke, not pussying out, just being respectful to the most taboo situation in my life.

Maybe ever.

Shouts to Jarvis.




When can you expect #TheBlackDrRobotnik? 
Patience, Scratch and Grounder. The invasion is just getting started.




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FreshOffThePresses

Heart No More, #TheBlackDrRobotnik

^ ^ ^ This is the first single from The-Devil (the dash devil)'s project, "The Goth Who Sat By The Door". Definitely felt like...